Fiddle dee dee..: Archive

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Dec 31st

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

yo ho, yo ho, off to nashville i go...until next...

Dec 27th

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Dec 26th

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Your car is Japanese. Your vodka is Russian. Your pizza is Italian. Your kebab is Turkish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your movies are American. Your tea is Tamil. Your phones are Korean. Your shirt is Indian. Your oil is Saudi Arabian. Your electronics are Chinese. Your number’s Arabic, your letters Latin. And you complain that your neighbour is an immigrant? Pull...

Dec 23rd

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

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That awkward moment...

when you forget to tell the doctor that you “accidentally” swallowed a pen 25 years ago….uuuummmmm…uh oh…. Alright well if nothing else, hopefully you’ll get a laugh out of this, because I sure did… Pen Removed From Woman’s Stomach After 25 Years Still Works How do you even accidentally swallow a pen? I don’t think I could succeed in doing...

Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

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Dec 20th

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Goodnight first world.

I was at the bookstore the other day when suddenly out of my peripherals this cover caught my eye. I immediately thought to myself “(gasp!) oh what great childhood memori-…what the fuck!?” …As the book came into clear sight I realized that this was not the childhood classic “Goodnight Moon”, but a rip off and a complete mockery called Goodnight ipad. As I...

Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

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Dec 17th

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Things strangers say...

This is inhuman. There are too many people in here. When I was your age flying was glamorous. -The guy sitting next to me in seat 29E on flight 389.

Dec 16th

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Listen

Dec 15th

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Dec 15th

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I love you MUBI! You sure are a nice playground :)

Dec 14th

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Dec 13th

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Dec 12th

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-If San Fran can do it, we all can!- →

Minimum wage to $10.24! It sure would be nice Nashville…

Dec 12th

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Dec 12th

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Dec 11th

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Dec 10th

seems as though you lost sight of what’s important when depositin’ them checks into your bank account and you up out of poverty your values is a disarray, prioratizin’ horribly unhappy with the riches cause you’re piss poor morally ignorin’ all prior advice and forewarnin’ and we mighty full of ourselves all of a sudden, aren’t we? you’re...

Dec 10th

Dec 9th

i love it when i look in my rearview mirror and...

Dec 8th

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Dec 8th

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Dec 8th

Watch

Meetin people at ‘holiday film soiree’s’…now that’s somethin else… Here’s a video brought to you by my new friends at Planet Sun Productions. Love it.

Dec 7th

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Dec 6th

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Dec 3rd

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Dec 2nd

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Dec 1st